We have had 4 million birthdays and have eaten 500 cupcakes in the past month.  Both of my kids bdays are 2.5 weeks apart.  SO, this is the weekend to knock out their party.

Moonwalk rented...check
margarita machine rented...check
tables and chairs rented....check

all the bullshit bought...check

Did I forget to mention that we sent out 60+ invitations to kids?  That is the reason for the margarita machine!  :)  Woo hoo

Now my daughter has a fever....and may be sick for this freakin fiasco.  Oh sweet Jeezus.....make this all work!  LOL

Tags: birthday
Current Location: South ATX
Current Mood: drained

I have been sitting at my kitchen table for 45 minutes with my 7 year old doing homework.  She is getting distracted at the drop of  a hat.  It makes me mental.  In this 45 minutes she has completed 3 sentences.  The assignment is 4 words, put them into sentences.  Other side of sheet is underline the verb...we have not made it that far yet. 

Every day it is the same thing.  She asks me each day to spell words out or to basically think of sentences for her.  My patience wears thin.

Today this mousy little thing that lives on our street supposedly jumped on her back on the bus.  My daughter told her to get off and she didn't.  I am so sick of this little twit.  I told my daughter to push her.  I told her to ask her to get off, two times.  If she does not get off, push her as hard as you can.  Done.

Prob not the best thing to say....but at this point I don't care.  She annoys me to no end.

Current Location: South ATX
Current Mood: cranky

ARGGHHH

We are traveling to the Dom Rep in June for a few weeks.  My older monster baby is staying for 2 months with her abuela....and I have been trying to call the Dominican Embassies all over the US for help on what paperwork she needs.

The phone literally just rings and rings and rings and rings.  Over 6 minutes of ringing now.

:(  I need a consular permit....please ayudame my dominican ppl.

Tags: dominican republic
Current Location: South ATX
Current Mood: annoyed